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Old 4th Nov 2001, 12:33   #246
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...the nearest tub of lactose free ice-cream substitute, in which they...
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...realized that this so called ice-cream was really inside a alien giants bowl, so the hampsters...
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Old 5th Nov 2001, 00:04   #248
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...laughed, and...
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...the so called "cool" hampsters we dooing it and they were subject to peer pressure, then suddenly...
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.....the hampsters all died horribly, due to second hand turtle smoke.....
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...so now the platapuses has their chance to wadge an attack upon the hampster queen, wo with this new oppertunity open they...
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Old 6th Nov 2001, 21:45   #253
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...they played rock, paper, scissors to decide who wins...
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at which point, on the brink of victory, they were interrupted by none other than Potty Harry and the Stoned Philosopher. Singing country music and eating pie, they sat cross legged on a nearby.....
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... stoned philosopher, who - being totally mellow dude! - was quite happy to be useful, as long as he got some pie. The munchies, you know. Once everyone had eaten...
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...a previously unknown entrant revealed himself. His name was...
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...Bob. The powerfull general of the duck army......
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...who were famous for their multiple attempts to overthrow...
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... the omelette that the remains of Humpty dumpty had been used to create. but they didn't have a big enough frying pan, so...
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Old 18th Nov 2001, 01:39   #261
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...because woking with a work was easier than frying to use a trying pan. Anyway, ingredients were needed to add to the cake, ermm, the omelette actually. So, in order, the ingredients were confined to three items (exc. eggs) - tabasco, chocolate and....
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