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Old 12th Mar 2000, 14:51   #1
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With all the extra hours of hard work that Jase and Teller have been putting into making fun of me this past week, I thought it was only fair that they both got what they deserve!

Guys, this one's for you!




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Cordelia/Jase: Oh, Teller, it's like we're sisters! With really different hair.
(Reptile Boy) -Anno II.


NOTE: For all those not seeing the picture, load it with this link here

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I've edited the post to fix the image - chetta

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 14:59   #2
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Deadboy: That is hilarious!! I was rotflmao at it, but oh boy, when Jase and Teller get a hold of you it's gonna be a case of:
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Old 12th Mar 2000, 15:00   #3
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Deadboy:

Four immediate reactions to your post:

1. ROTFLMAO!

2. So very, very, very glad I didn't send in my pic to the Yearbook yet!

3. I didn't think either one of them were natural blondes! But perhaps you might be in a better position to tell us....

4. You better have your passport ready, because when they find you (and they will, trust me ), in closing.......

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On second thought, don't even bother trying.....start running now!

Heading off to bed, LMAO!

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 15:00   #4
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Wow what a change you guys....

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Cordelia/chetta: Teller & Jase! Nice look! Good to know you’ve seen the softer side of Sears.
Welcome to the Hellmouth-Episode 1, Anno I


and I must say.

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Xander/chetta: (amazed) Jase & Teller, changing the look not an idle threat with you.
Dopplegangland-Episode 50, Anno III


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Old 12th Mar 2000, 15:03   #5
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*ash joining in with the other's catcalls*

lookin' good fellas!

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cordelia/Lynn:jase, teller! what are you doing?
xander/jase & teller: shhh! we're under cover.
Buffy/ash411: not under much!
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Old 12th Mar 2000, 15:18   #6
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LMAO ...

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Fox immediately stops harassing Buffy fans and falls to there knees, screaming and cowering before The Duo

Xander/BtvsVamp: (to posters) Generally speaking, when scary things get scared: not good.
(Episode 36-Dead Man's Party Anno III)



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Old 12th Mar 2000, 15:22   #7
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As I get up off the floor I just have to say,

****Spoiler Space Angel S1 EP1 City Of****

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Quote:
Oliver/Christy: (walks up to Teller & Jase) You are beautiful, beautiful men.

Angel/Teller & Jase: (slightly rattled) Thanks.

Oliver/Christy: You're Calendar girs.

Angel/Teller & Jase: No.

Oliver/Christy: (hands them her business card) I'm Christy. Ask anyone about Christy. I'm a fierce animal. I'm your agent as soon as you call me.

Angel/Teller & Jase: (try to give the card back to her) We're not calendar girls.

Oliver/Christy: Funny. I like that. I like the whole package. Call me. This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
City of, Angel Episode 1, Anno I


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Old 12th Mar 2000, 15:45   #8
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Quote:
Buffy/Jack: Boy! Jase's hips are wider than I thought!
(NKABOTFD)
Deadboy: ROTFLMAO!!! Okay, that picture definetly deservses some sort of laugh-warning!!!

So, Jase & Teller:
Quote:
Man/Jack: How much for a lap dance for me and my buddy?
(Helpless)
Your bathing suits look a little uncomfortable though.
Quote:
Buffy/Jack: Are you okay in that?
Willow/Teller & Jase: It's a little binding. I guess women really don't have to breathe.
(They both look down and notice their cleavage)
Willow/Teller & Jase: Gosh, look at those.

(Doppelgangland)
LMAO, Word of advice though!
Quote:
Cordelia/Jack: Makeup, makeup... Well, give it your all, and keep to the shadows.
(Reptile Boy)
ROTFLMAO!!!

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 15:58   #9
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Deadboy: ROTFLMAO!! Remind me not to get on your bad side.

RM: Agree with you on the photo part!

But, I can hear Teller and Jase now.

Quote for Who are You? (spoiler alert)
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Buffy(Faith)/Teller: "Deadboy is evil."
Willow/Jase: "Yeah, I hope they throw the book at him."
Giles/Teller: "I'm not sure there is a book for this."
Willow/Jase: "We could throw other things." Who are you, Anno IV

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BTW: Welcome back Jase! You were definitely missed as you can see!

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 16:05   #10
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R.O.F.L.M.A.O.O.L

hehehe
good one!!!

There i posted!

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 16:35   #11
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Spike/Endor: "It's two Calender Girls! I can't wait to tell my friends! They dont have Calender Girls like this"
(Becoming Pt 1) -Anno II



Quote:
Buffy/Jase/Teller: Come on, Mom, please?

Joyce/Jase/Teller's mum: I'm sorry, honey.

Buffy/Jase/Teller: Don't you understand how important this is?

Joyce/Jase/Teller's mum: It's a swimsuit. A swimsuit that you may never buy.

Buffy/Jase/Teller: But I looked good in it.

Joyce/Jase/Teller's mum: You looked like a streetwalker.

Buffy/Jase/Teller: But a thin streetwalker. That's probably not gonna be the winning argument, is it?
(Bad Eggs) - Anno II



You guys should definately go into prefessional modelling! you'd make bucket loads!!!!
dorky quote coming up - but i'm new at this!!!

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Faith/Jase: You're gonna love it, T. It's just like fun, only boring.

Giles/Deadboy: Jase, this photoshoot is a necessary part of the
Board's...

Faith/Jase: I know. I'm on board here. Just shooting my mouth off.

Buffy/Teller: I better change.
(Doppelgängland) -Anno III


(i may have to edit this - hope the quotes look right!)

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 17:03   #12
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Endorwitch's post reminded me.....

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Willy/chetta: I, I have to ask. (the Jase & Teller look back) Has either of you girls considered modeling? I have a friend with a camera? Strictly high-class nude work. You know, art photographs. But naked.
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Old 12th Mar 2000, 17:56   #13
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Here's a tip make sure you leave before the morning comes, that way you don't leave any suprises

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 18:04   #14
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Well I have an Ambrosesque quote from a individual who shall remain nameless to protect my own hide. "That is the worst picture of DB I've ever seen."


(Think that's pretty close to the original.)



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Old 12th Mar 2000, 19:37   #15
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Hostile-17: Why Ambrosesque? I posted that reply on this thread... did I miss something on another thread?

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Old 12th Mar 2000, 20:45   #16
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Lynn:No no no. The quote itself had nothing to do with you except for the fact that it was originally yours. I just meant that MY using that particular quote was perhaps somewhat random and a bit off. For some reason the term that most described that particular state of non-sequitarian madness seems to be Ambrosesque... Can't for the life of me think why that might be. Perhaps its because ambrosia has to be the most bizzare concotion on the face of the planet?... IMNSHO

Naw... thats not it, must be something else.


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ROFLOL ATBS


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Old 13th Mar 2000, 05:51   #18
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oh. my. god. rotflmao!

I would use a clever quote here but all the good ones have been taken.


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A-tbs LOL, Had to reply to this in the form of a RM-style story...


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Cordelia/Calan: I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me. Not too brave.
Buffy/Lynn: It was the right thing to do.
Xander/THP: Did A_tbs keep up with you?
Cordelia/Calan: I didn’t see A_tbs .
Buffy/Lynn: You mean he’s not in the hospital?
Xander/THP: No.

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Deadboy, what can i say but

Teller and Jase - I would react to that...fast!!!!

BTW does anyone has the URL to the Yearbook of the board, I saw it once but kinda want to check it out again

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Old 13th Mar 2000, 09:08   #21
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ROTFLOL


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Old 13th Mar 2000, 09:46   #22
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Deadboy, LMAO!!!
SO FUNNY!!
Maybe when I have stopped laughing a can come up with a funny quote that hasn't been used.


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Well ummmm......hahahahaha

OMG

I wonder if they are bringing out htier own line of swimwear
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Old 13th Mar 2000, 13:29   #24
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eeww...
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Old 13th Mar 2000, 15:54   #25
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Vegboy: You of course realize this means war &lt;EG&gt;, and you know what sort of pictures you could/will be grafted onto &lt;VBEG&gt;.

I'd start groveling if I were you, only not where you're standing cause of that mysterious puddle...

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Ninku: Well it was in the pipeline but there were logistical problems when it became apparent that the prototypes did not compensate for certain crotchy areas

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Teller:

Minor quotes spoilers for 'DOOMED'
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Spike/A_tbs: Oh, come *on*!
(Doomed)-Anno IV.

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You can't tell me that wasn't hilarious?!
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Spike/A_tbs: Though not from your perspective, I suppose.
(Becoming 2) -Anno II.
Well, who was the one who went around insulting me to begin with?! (Okay, mostly it was Jase, but I didn't see you stopping with the plastic jokes.) Anyhow, I think its even now. Besides, everyone seems to like your new 'look'.

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Teller, war?? It looks like things are about to get interesting!! Watch out deadboy, who knows where your head might end up


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Umm...before I forget, Teller..

Its;

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Deadboy: I'm just glad you actually thought of something this time. To be honest it was quite pathetic how you simply re-accused us of everything we came up with for the past couple of months.

Its nice to know we haven't crushed your spirit yet, perhaps you can become useful to us, instead of having your head buried in that transcript book.

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Deadboy Nice job! Or should that be get a job ?

Hey, you know if you scroll down just the right amount, it's really not a bad pic .

B,

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Speary: GMTA I was thinking the same thing about the veggie boy.

Oh and scroll...why???
What's wrong with our hair?

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Well now a new debate!!

Who's sexier? Teller or Jase?
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